These are UGG’s new Bea Mary Jane shoes. I would say boot, but Mary Jane’s are technically sandals, and so I’m going with the safe option: “shoes.” With teen girls seemingly constituting ...

Red Mary Jane shoes with squared toes and two adjustable buckle straps. Made from patent red leather, they have a small block heel and gold logo. A versatile piece, this knitted tea dress from ...

and what could be more ugly and hybrid than a cut ’n’ pasted Mary Jane (they’re already a sinister shoe; what’s with the random hole? And why do they look like they’re for adult babies?). As my ...